The Whovians Collide Series

The Whovians Collide! PART 1

Scary was as always on his Computer trying to think of more ideas to make a spoof on!
Scary: Ooh a Pm from Campion let's see what it says.
Campion: Would you like to meet Tom Baker, he's right outside your house then all the way to Southampton?
Scary: Well I'm meant to be busy in my Cave but alright!

10 hours later!

Scary: Oh where's Tom Baker!
Campion: Hey Scary how you doing!
Scary: You know in real life I do have a name.
Campion apoligies
Scary: So where is this Tom Baker! I need his autograph for the 4th time as I love to show off to YouTubers!
Campion pulled out a figure from his David Tennat replica coat!
Scary: That's a Tom Baker action figure!
Campion: Lordy old chap I think you need your eyes tested! This figure is the rarest Tom Baker figure of them all. There's only 50 million of these figures available!
Scary: But I'm lost now.
Campion: You can't be your an adminastrator on a forum!
Scary: Yes and I can't even learn the alphabet ( ;)You know what I mean)
A group of 7 run up
Campion: Hey PP123, Joe27157, DE101, DS08, VD, EC and Kevin's Customs you all got my message!
Kevin's Customs: So where on Gallifrey is he then!
Scary: Guys he was on about his action figure!
Explosive Cookie: WHAT? I brought cookies for him to sign for nothing!
Campion: Jesus, calm down people, Tom would happily sign autographs for you!
PlanetProductions123: You are kidding me right?
Joe27157: Well look at the bright side guys!
PlanetProductions123: Joe why do you always try to fix everything?
Joe27157: Well we have eachother! I mean now I know what Scary looks like!
PlanetProductions123: Oh yeah I suppose. Hey Scary you lied.
Scary: About what?
PlanetProductions123: You said you didn't look like Christopher Eccleston!
Everyone started to talk at once!
DalekEmperor101: ENOUGH! Right 9 people. Surely 9 people can figure out as a team how to get home!
DalekSuprem08: What are you talkling about we're just Who Fans!
VirtualDalek: *cough* Don't you mean Whovians!
DalekSupreme08: I repeat we're all just a bunch of Who Fans!
VirtualDalek: WHOVIANS!
Joe27157: WHO FANS!
PlanetProductions123: NO! Joe how could you do this to me. All those hundreds of YouTube PM's...
Campion holds the figure in the air and does an impression!
Campion: What a strange boy!
PlanetProductions123: ... I thought you were my Who Buddy...
DalekEmperor101 started laughing!
PlanetProductions123: ... And you think you call Who Fans, Who Fans. IT'S WHOVIANS!
They all started talking at once in a big argument!
Scary was very worried as noone was taking this seriously! Especially Campion he thought, doing yet another Tom Baker impression!

End of Part 1

TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW!

LOL Love it!!!

LOL! LOL! LOL! HAHHAHA! I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF! That was so funny!!

Very nice work.

Thanks guys, although Scary hasn't viewed it yet Here's Part 2!!!

The Whovians Collide! PART 2

Scary still looked worried after about 10 minutes of argueing!
Scary: Just shush!
Noone listened
Scary: I command you or I will curse you infront of the Gallifrayean Gods!
PlanetProductions123: You wouldn't dare!
Scary: Look guys the sooner we stop argueing the sooner we can go back to our homes... and our caves!
Joe27157: But How? There's no way of getting an answer unless our Parents are involved!
Kevin's Customs: Look we all know right now the most important thing to do right now is smash Campion to the ground!
Campion did yet another impression of Tom Baker!
Campion: Oh My!
Kevin's Customs: I mean I brought all 3 Tom Baker Customs I've made. 3 for crying out Time Lord.
PlanetProductions123: Psst Kevin!
Kevin's Customs: What now?
PlanetProductions123: Can I have a free Custom Figure!
Kevin's Customs: No... Way!
DalekEmperor101: No we need to first have something to eat!
VirtualDalek: Did anyone bring some food!
Campion: Ooh I know just the thing!
Everyone then put a smile on their faces!
Campion pulled out a little Jelly baby!
Joe27157: Let me get this straight, you brought one little Jelly Baby with you!
Campion: Yes, well what do you expect little Tom is going to have to eat!
VirtualDalek: You have got to be kidding me!
DalekSupreme08: He's an action figure for goodness sake how you going to give him a jelly baby?
Campion: Well techinacally if you look closely he's got an open mouth!
DalekEmperor101: But he's got teeth blocking it. He can't digest it.
PlanetProductions123: That means that you'be been pushing it into his teeth!
Campion: Oh I was wondering why he had red teeth the other day. Wish Tom would of told me, I was telling him off for not brushing his teeth!
Scary: Ok that's it, we've all got money!
Everyone except Scary: No!
Scary: *sigh* Well I have money so let's go to a restraunt!
Joe27157: Looks like there's one up there!
Scary: But that's a Pub!
PlanetProductions123: PUB! Well I'm not complaining!
Joe27157: PP123 your 11 years old!
Scary: So are you?
Joe27157: Em I'm 12 years old actually!
Scary: Oh well that's completely different you come in then!
Everyone went in and after PlanetProductions123 sneaked in!
DalekEmperor101: Hey Scary look who it is?
DE101 points to a beautifal girl!
Scary: Oh my Lord isn't that the girl PP123 fancies!
PlanetProductions123: What are you going on about me now. I know i'm irresistable but...
PP123 looked at Table 14
PlanetProductions123: It's It's her. It's actaully her. Amelia Jones! This is my one and only big chance!
Scary: Woah PP123 your not fainting!
PlanetProductions123: Of course not that's why I origginally came in the first place!
Joe27157: What so you knew where she lived?
PlanetProductions123: What are you all staring at? I googled her on Google Maps!
Joe27157: In other words stalking her!#
Everyone looked around
DalekSupreme08: Where'd he go!
PlanetProductions123: Hello Amelia Jones!
Amelia: Hello and what might your name might be?
PlanetProductions123: Oh where are my manners. My name is PlanetProductions123. But I like to call myself PP123!
Amelia Laughed
Amelia: Your funny, listen Dad can I go out with this stranger.
Amelia's dad: Now you know what the answer to that would be!
Amelia: Great well uh PP123 would you like to run away with me and kiss till the moon goes up... then down!
PlanetProductions123: Heck yeah
They both went out of the Pub!
Scary: I can't believe that worked!
Joe27157: Well at least one person is enjoying it here!
DalekEmperor101: Right we need to order something now, anything.
Joe27157: Wait, on TV they haven't got Doctor Who on we're missing it!
Campion: Hey drunk souls turn the TV channel to BBC One
Drunk 1: Well looks like we've got to give these Nursery group a little more fun!
He smashes a bottle with his fists!
Campion: Yay!
All the Drunks circled them with sharp bottles!

End of Part 2

To be Continued TOMORROW!

Brilliant that waz awesome

HAHA! LOVED PART 2!!! SO FUNNY!!

Love It... This is awesome!!!

Laughing my head off! So funny!

Hilarious! Loved it!

Ok guys this where it goes a bit PG13



The Whovians Collide! Part 3

Scary: Oh Campion you've sunk to a new low!
Campion: Wait hold on there's a new low!
Drunk 1: Shut up, you nerds!
Joe27157: Hey is that supposed to be horrible I take that as a compliment!
Drunk 1: Oh look the mouse can squeak!
All the Drunk people started laughing!
Campion: HAHAHAHA... I don't get it!
Drunk 1: Shut your hole.
He snatched Tom Baker out of his hand!
Campion: NO! Tom run like the Doctor. I know your the Doctor but still run. Ok well drunk people please feed him two jelly babies a day and tickle his ear when he's asleep he
likes that!
Casey Dyer: You will not harm anyone else!
Campion: Oh look it's Lenny Henry saving the day. LENNY I LOVE YOUR PREMIER INN ADVERTS!
Scary: You idiot it's Casey Dyer the guy who plays Mickey Smith!
Drunk 1: Oh ok Mr we'll stop and be good Drunks!
Scary: Thanks a bunch but we need to find PP123

Meanwhile...

PlanetProductions123: Has anyone told you your eyes are prettier than anything in the Universe. No I mean your face no you body is the most amazing thing in the universe!
Amelia: Thanks I get that a lot apart from the last one!
PlanetProductions123: You know I know we're underage but I think I'm ready to go all the ...
Scary: PP123, how old are you again!
PlanetProductions123: AHH! Scary Well 11 but you can from when your 10.
Scary: Look c'mon, we got to find a why home!
PlanetProductions123: My love I will return this is not the last seeing of PlanetProductions123!
Scary: Thank god I didn't come a minute later!
PlanetProductions123: Thanks a lot pal that was probably the closest shot I'm going to get with a girl!
Scary: Fine you go get stranded and lost and do your... dirty work while we find a way to get home!
PlanetProductions123: No your right friends is better than making love.
Scary: Don't even say it!
PlanetProductions123: Sorry hey look what does that say on the Poster!
Scary: What does it say?
PlanetProductions123: Make your own 5 minute Doctor Who FA to celebrate for the 50th. The winner wins £500!
Scary: That's enough to get us home!
PlanetProductions123: High five!
Scary does nothing!
PlanetProductions123: Don't worry I didn't touch!
Scary: Oh ok
They both do a high five!

End of Part 3

TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW!

Ha. Loved the drunken drunks. nice work pp123

The Whovians Collide! PART 4

Scary: So now we need to find the others!
Joe27157: Scary, you got to come quick something terrible has happened!
PlanetProductions123: What has happened Joe?
Joe27157: Everyone has been locked up in the Pub!
Scary: How did you escape then?
Joe27157: Well I'm 12 years old I'm small and I fit through gaps!
PlanetProductions123: Oh yeah I do that at lunch time in school!
Scary: Well the Pub will be closed now! I'm going in!
PlanetProductions123 and Joe27157 immediately stopped him!
Joe27157: You can't!
PlanetProductions123: They'll imediately see you but we are small, let us go in!
Scary: Be brave out there!
They both went running inside!
Joe27157: Oh it's still open... PP123 What are you staring at!
He pointed over to a woman on a Pole!
Joe27157: Oh now that's interesting! But we've seen enough girls today c'mon we need to find them!
There was banging from a cuboard behind Joe27157!
PlanetProductions123: Ah they must be in here!
They both opened the door but suddenly...
Drunk 1: Well look what we have here it's the mouse and the rat! Look your underage you can't see a striper.
Joe27157: Look we're sorry but where did you put our friends!
Drunk 1: We don't know where his?
Joe27157: Oh just please find them, I'm begginig you!
He started crying
Drunk 1: Sorry fellow I haven't seen him!
PlanetProductions123: Woah Joe good acting skills nearly as good as mine!
Joe27157: Woah it's that good, Thanks well I guess I'm used to it with my Figure Adventures and all that!
There was a roar from upstairs.
PlanetProductions123: Woah what was that noise?
They both went upstairs!
There was a big shadow that faded away in the moonlight.
Joe27157: Could that monster of ate all of the others?
Scary ran upstairs!
Scary: I came in when I heard a roar what was that!
PlanetProductions123: Well one thing is for sure, it's not just a story anymore... Monsters are real!

TO BE CONTINUED ON SATURDAY!

AWESOME! SO FUNNY! How do you know I'am small? Are you physic? LOL! I read part 3 and 4! So funny! Loved the fact monsters are real! ! Can't wait for saturday!

As you may know I will be not continuing this series on Nerd Soup. But I am going to have a shot at making it sort of the same plot in a book Wish me all the luck, I will put a thank you message to each and every Nerd Soup member, so I will post the blurb soon

Good luck with your book I bet it will be great!